EXCLUSIVE – GW Associate Dean of Students Tim Miller has accepted a position as Headmaster at the prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
As of press time, Miller declined to comment on rumors that he will serve as Head of House for Hufflepuff.
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