“I Like Free Money” Announcement!

So after a very hectic week for our staff (see: angry e-mails), we finally set aside some time to CHECK OUT ALL OF YOUR SUBMISSIONS!!!!

They were awesome. Well, some of them were awesome.

We’ve got the top three all picked out and we’ll be in touch with them this week in terms of getting them all hot n’ spicy and FLUSH WITH CASH.

There was ONE submission that was absolutely hilarious but didn’t meet the criteria. The submission was from Chase Hardin. This is why you go to college, to read instructions. I mean, come on man! We could have had it allllllll, rolling in the deeeeeeep…..

So you won a sandwich. I’m not joking. That’s your prize. I mean, you aren’t winning anything because of the contest – you really botched the directions. But the fact is, we liked your article and want to publish it. So pick your place. Subway? Quiznos? Jimmy Johns? Jersey Mikes? The world of bread and meat is your oyster. We’d give you a price limit, but you probably wouldn’t abide by it – since you’re a maverick and all.

BUT BACK TO BUSINESS. Here are the winners:

1st Place: Harrison Levitan

2nd Place: Alec Jacobs

3rd Place: Joseph Dolbee

You will all be contacted by e-mail with details within the week. Except you, Chase. I’m only giving you a sandwich if you READ WHAT I WRITE AND DON’T MESS IT UP!  We will be publishing everything this week, in the order of Chase, Joseph, Alec then Harrison’s articles. The first piece will be published tomorrow.

Thanks again everyone for submitting and we’ll have some contests soon. PEACE.