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"Clearly we thought that people were going to change their profile pictures to obnoxious red equal signs. They didn't. I guess people just really hate math... and gay people."
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April Fools
College Dems Drop Gay Marriage Issue, claims no momentum among students
New Facebook page, “GW Flame Wars”, to launch
First you could share overheard quotes with the GW community online, then your deepest secrets, but how about a Facebook page designed exclusively for online arguments?
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ESIA Closing to Make Room for SEAS
The focus of the University moving forward would no longer be on its extremely popular and competitive programs in Political Science and International Affairs, but rather on the budding School of Engineering and Applied Sciences.
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Your Local Drug Dealer to Start Taking GWorld
In a move that will undoubtedly cause a campus-wide celebration, that guy that sold you drugs a couple of times will start to accept GWorld.
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President Knapp to Step Down
To be replaced by Ruffles
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Richardson Responds to AU Threat
GW Student Association President John Richardson responds to American University Student Government President's declaration of War on GW.
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Breaking: Tim Miller Accepts Headmaster Post at Rival University
GW Associate Dean of Students Tim Miller has accepted a position as Headmaster at a rival University.
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