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		<title>Humor First Place: &#8220;My Favorite Board Game&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is the winning submission from our recent humor contest. WARNING: GRAPHIC SEXUAL LANGUAGE.]]></description>
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		<title>Humor Second Place: &#8220;Untitled&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is the Second Place Winner of our recent humor contest. A rant by Alec Jacobs. ]]></description>
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		<title>Humor Third Place: &#8220;Rest in Piece to RIP&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is the third place winner of our recent humor contest. After Tupac's resurrection... can we really die anymore?]]></description>
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		<title>Humor Runner Up: &#8220;Allied in Pride Decries Hatchet as Not Gay Enough&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a fictional humor submission received during our recent humor contest. It is in no way factual.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama: The Cool Preezy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why having a cool president might not actually be helping you.]]></description>
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