Welcome to the 2nd Annual Patsy Awards: feel free to disagree or add your own thoughts/awards/nominees. The Oghene “OG” Oyiborhoro Memorial Stealing of SA Money for Something Shitty Award: The entire SA (besides Logan) for the $50,000 clusterF#ck that was Unity Ball. Special emphasis goes to Vishal and our newest President Julie Bindelglass for...
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2nd Annual Patsy Awards
Vote for the Field
*Editor’s note: any endorsements made on the Patriot are those solely of the writer, The Patriot itself does not endorse as a whole* The SA reminds me of the Student Congress debate tournaments I competed in back home in my High School years. Its a bunch of kids arguing useless non-binding resolutions in coats...
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Thoughts on Last Night’s Unity Ball
I know. I know. I should be so absolutely outraged with our Student Association. They are out control! Who do they think they are . . . to throw such an extravagant and costly ball for campus? However, that gut instinct would be difficult to ascribe, given the magnitude and success of last night’s...
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Unity Ball: A top Ten list
I went to Unity Ball and despite my best efforts, had a decent time. Now, a cool list of the highlights of the evening. 10: The number of non-greeks that were actually there last night. That’s probably a generous number 9: The number of drink stations that dotted the event. $50,000 bought a lot...
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